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2.3 KiB
C#
70 lines
No EOL
2.3 KiB
C#
namespace LANCommander.UI.Providers;
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public static class QuipProvider
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{
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private static readonly string[] CrashQuips =
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{
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"You Died.",
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"Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!",
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"WASTED",
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"Major fracture detected",
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"The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, the darker, the bigger it gets.",
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"Your town center has been destroyed",
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"Your forces are under attack!",
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"You have lost the lead",
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"Terrorists Win",
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"War... War never changes.",
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"You have died of dysentery",
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"You have failed to restore the books. The Ages are lost.",
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"Player was splattered by a demon",
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"Sure, blame it on your ISP",
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"Baba is no more",
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"Guests are complaining they are lost",
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"The darkness has overcome you",
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"Subject: Gordon Freeman. Status: Terminated",
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"Mission failed: You were spotted.",
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"Critical damage! Eject, eject!",
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"Your minions are unhappy. They are leaving.",
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"The Empire has triumphed",
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"Your quest has ended in failure",
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"You have been eaten by a grue",
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"You no mess with Lo Wang!",
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"Sam was killed. Serious carnage ensues.",
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"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride",
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};
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private static readonly string[] NotFoundQuips =
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{
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"You must construct additional pylons",
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"I can't build that there!",
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"You cannot go that way.",
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"This isn't the place for that",
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"I can't use that",
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"That doesn't work.",
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth.",
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"Out of ammo.",
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"Target lost",
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"The cake is a lie",
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"Roads required",
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"Not enough minerals",
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"This door is inaccessible.",
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"You cannot carry any more.",
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"Warning: Entering ecological dead zone.",
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"Map not found.",
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"Not enough mana."
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};
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public static string GetCrashQuip()
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{
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var randIndex = new Random().Next(0, CrashQuips.Length - 1);
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return CrashQuips[randIndex];
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}
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public static string GetNotFoundQuip()
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{
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var randIndex = new Random().Next(0, NotFoundQuips.Length - 1);
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return NotFoundQuips[randIndex];
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}
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} |