function event_combat(e)
  if e.joined then
    e.self:Say(string.format("Time to die %s!",e.other:GetCleanName()));
  end
end

function event_say(e)
	if(e.message:findi("hail")) then
		e.self:Say(string.format("Heh?  %s. huh?  What do you want?  Can't you see I am a busy man. guarding and protecting you weaklings..  er.. citizens?  You better just move along before something happens to you!",e.other:GetName()));
	end
end